Mo and I were going to visit some friends in the hospital (one of my clients had pneumonia and Gary Schaper had a hip replacement) and I wanted to get them gift certificates to a restaurant near the hospital so they could easily get something other than hospital food to eat.
First I went to El Lorito, a local Mexican restaurant where I have bought a gift card before. They told me they didn't have any left.
There's not much else close to the hospital, so I was forced to resort to fast food. I went into Wendy’s and asked if they had gift certificates. The girl at the register told me they did not. Another guy working there told me they did have some but not anymore. The girl corrected him, saying, "No, those were coupons we ran out of."
At this point, I told Mo I would try Burger King and then I was giving up. So I went into Burger King and asked if they had gift certificates. The lady at the register didn't have a clue whether they did or not, so she asked the lady cleaning tables, who looked at me like I was crazy and said "We don't have gift certificates here." This being the 3rd place I tried, I was disgusted and threw my hands up in the air and sighed as I started to leave. About this time, a manager came to the front and asked the ladies working there what I wanted. The table-cleaning lady responded, "She wanted gift certificates. I told her we don't have any." I don't know what made me stick around to listen to her response, but I did. Then the manager said, "I thought we did have some in the back." To which the table-cleaning worker replied, "No, we don't have any gift certificates...we have gift cards."
Unbelievable. I looked at her incredulously and said (rather forcefully), "That's the same thing!"
The manager told me I'd have to excuse those two and sold me the gift cards.