The following is a conversation that we had on the way to church one night.

Cara: "Did you see that?!?"

Mo: "What?"

Cara: "That guy! In the cemetary! With a metal detector!!!"

Mo: "I think it was a weed eater."

Cara: "Oh."

Laughter ensued.

I overheard a conversation between a 4-year old boy and his physical therapist last week.  She told him he was not being a very good listener.  He said he was sorry and she said "Okay, try to do better."  He stood up and answered triumphantly, "Today, sorry cuts it!"